Of course, smartphones are an extremely useful human invention that has become an important part of our existence, but sometimes it seems that smartphone manufacturers are actively testing our patience. Every year, they promise revolutions that turn out to be mere cosmetic repairs, and marketing phrases like "power", "style", and "innovation" have long since lost all meaning. Now I'm going to tell you what exactly pisses me off (and hopefully all of you) about their endless promises and creative approach to how to "sell" the next device.