HMD has released a shocking collection of very "designer" accessories: you've never seen glasses, a backpack and a belt like this before

There's usually nothing wrong with attracting attention with outrageous antics. Smartphone maker Human Mobile Devices (HMD) has announced the release of a "hyper-limited" (meaning you have to make every effort to buy it) designer accessory collection called Phonecore. It doesn't matter what the name of the designer who worked on it is (or whether you know his work). It doesn't really matter how the belt relates to the smartphone - the main thing is that you've already seen it. Although, it seems like all of this should be related to the repairable HMD Pulse Pro smartphone.

Phonecore sunglasses "Screen Shadows"

It's so beautiful that we have to quote: "unusual sunglasses with an elongated vertical frame that exactly follows the shape of a smartphone, with black lenses that mimic the device's screen. The silhouette of two smartphones in front of your eyes is a unique vibe."

Phonecore backpack

There is no logic here, as with any haute couture designer product: "A 3D-printed mini-backpack designed to hold a smartphone only, based on the popular mini-bag trend, but with the smartphone in the 'first place'. The backpack is designed to hold the HMD Pulse Pro smartphone in an upright position, which will allow owners to take quick hands-free selfies on the go."

Phonecore belt

You read it and realise that you've been dreaming about it all your life (the text seems to have been written by ChatGPT, I immediately imagined how it would fit into any beach wardrobe): "a modernised belt with a smartphone as its hero. The toolkit-style belt has a phone pouch, making it the perfect practical addition to any wardrobe."

Who created it?

In case you're wondering, it's London Fashion Week designer (that tells you a lot, doesn't it? because the entire fashion week audience, of course, uses Android smartphones) Sinead Gorey. According to HMD, the designer was inspired by one of the first original HMD smartphones, the HMD Pulse Pro in Glacier Green, which is not a paid job, but straight up uncontrolled creativity. And now for the logical conclusion (a set of words poorly connected to each other):

The collection aims to accompany, accentuate and complement the smartphone like nothing else in the fashion world.

Thank you for reading this (the photos were definitely worth it).