johnton July 26, 2024, 4:14 p.m.
Are you still waiting for half life 3?
Hey there, fellow fossils of the gaming world! What's crackin'? (Besides our backs when we sit too long, amirite?)
Remember when we thought the wait between HL1 and HL2 was long? Hah! Little did we know... Here we are, still holding out hope for HL3 like it's our retirement plan. I swear, I've gone through more gaming rigs waiting for this game than I've had hot dinners.
Fun fact: If Half-Life 3 had been released the year after Episode 2, it would be old enough to drive by now. Let that sink in.
So, my fellow ancient ones, are you still religiously checking for HL3 news? Or have you finally accepted that Valve can't count to 3? (Looking at you, Team Fortress 2 and Left 4 Dead 2!)
Also, when the hell did we get so old? I swear, I was bunny-hopping through Black Mesa just yesterday, and now my knees make the same creaking sounds as those rusty Combine gates.
What say you, geriatric gamers? Still holding out hope, or have you filed HL3 under "things that'll happen when pigs fly... through a Combine portal"?

John Z. July 30, 2024, 7:51 a.m.
Half-Life 3? Hahaha, good one! Next, you’re going to tell me Duke Nukem Forever was a masterpiece. x:DDD Let’s face it, we’ll see flying pigs before we see Half-Life 3. But hey, at least we’ve got our memories of the good old days! (^▽^)