777ivp Jan. 20, 2025, 10:01 p.m.

AGI - Did we get closer or just fooling ourselves?

PhD candidate in ML here (yes I still get grass exposure during campus walks 🌱). Been deep diving into latest architectures after all this Gemini/Claude/GPT drama. Everyone's either prepping for robot apocalypse or claiming AGI's just around the corner.

But like... are we actually getting closer or just making better prediction engines? Let's get technical fam 🧠

ma12 Jan. 22, 2025, 11:45 a.m.

Writing ai code since 2019 and still cant tell if we're getting somewhere or just updating github repos for clout πŸ’€

vio Jan. 28, 2025, 3:30 p.m.

bro my PI when model works: "future of humanity achieved!"

when it fails: "statistical anomaly in training data"

:D Feb. 1, 2025, 12:01 a.m.

every research lab on linkedin rn fr fr 😭

lisvb[fbk Feb. 7, 2025, 11:14 a.m.

Swear neuromorphic computing gonna change everything

fon March 11, 2025, 4:56 p.m.

they said that about quantum ml too, still waiting chief

1kid Feb. 8, 2025, 7:38 p.m.

Accidentally trained my model on stackoverflow... Now it answers everything with "have you tried turning it off and on again"

qqqq Feb. 19, 2025, 11:44 p.m.

grad students explaining attention mechanisms vs linkedin influencers calling basic chat interface "AGI" 🀦‍♂️

zombie_master Feb. 28, 2025, 8:03 p.m.

interviewer: how would you implement consciousness?

me: *opens arxiv frantically*

model: generates cat pics

Googy March 24, 2025, 2:15 p.m.

Local tech startup on demo day: "revolutionary AGI solution"

Their product: if-else statements with api calls 

FHFHJJ April 5, 2025, 6:29 p.m.

Supervisor asked about my thesis progress on modeling intelligence... Sent him a dall-e generated excuse

bdfy1990 April 13, 2025, 9:57 a.m.

tensorflow docs 🀝 my understanding of consciousness:

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maxwell_rv April 27, 2025, 7:33 p.m.

That stanford AI index report dropped last week and yall still think we anywhere near AGI? My brother in ml we can't even get stable gradients without overfitting πŸ’€

wws33 May 4, 2025, 12:10 a.m.

recursion broke my model but fixed my understanding of how far we are from actual AI

totally May 15, 2025, 11:48 p.m.

linkedin: "we achieved AGI!"

github: closed 27 critical issues about basic matrix operations

min-men May 28, 2025, 5:11 p.m.

Alexa can't find my spotify playlist but yeah sure we're close to silicon consciousness

NeyLouS June 4, 2025, 10:20 p.m.

gpu prices πŸ“ˆ

AGI progress πŸ“‰

my will to continue research πŸ’€

16000 June 13, 2025, 8:40 p.m.

Maybe understanding neurons in our heads before building artificial ones wasn't such a bad idea after all