The longer I live, the more it seems like we're all in a simulation

Accidentally called customer service twice in one hour and got the exact same person who didn't remember me at all? Either memory wipe feature or they're spawning identical copies

simulation explains déjà vu perfectly - just cached memory from previous playthroughs loading incorrectly during this run

birds literally disappear mid-flight sometimes if you watch long enough. Nobody talks about this. where do they go??

Friend works at particle accelerator lab - says quantum entanglement basically proves non-locality of universe. Reality isn't even physically consistent

Grocery stores always stocking exact items you've recently talked about? Targeted ads are one thing but physical reality shouldn't be A/B testing me

dreamt about a place i'd never been then visited it two years later. exact layout. Either precognition or they recycled level designs

Ancient civilizations all have myths about creators/gods playing with humans. They were trying to tell us through system limitations

convinced traffic jams happen when server load gets too high. saw that article on Scientific American about light speed being processor limit for our simulation - makes total sense why universe has hard speed cap. Read it if you wanna go down real rabbit hole

those moments when everyone at party suddenly goes quiet simultaneously? That's just reality buffering

Started logging coincidences six months ago. Mathematical probability suggests either simulation or i'm protagonist. Both equally terrifying

street performers and public freakouts exist to distract you while background elements render. change my mind

y'all notice how you never actually see anyone programming all these "AI" systems? Maybe they just opened backdoor to simulation controller

waking up from dreams where life made sense to whatever this reality is feels like downgrading from premium to free-to-play version

Nobody questioning why we all collectively decided "money" has value? Just agreed to organize entire existence around imaginary resource counter

told my meditation teacher about simulation theory and she said "that's the beginning of awakening, not the end of it" then refused to elaborate

dating in 2025 = matching with people using same four personality templates with different skins applied. originality module discontinued

Existence probably simulation but counterpoint: if so, designer deserves 1-star review for these physics rules and difficulty settings